'Howling lesbian gangs' greet jailed Lindsay Lohan
Found on The Register on Tuesday, 20 July 2010
Lohan's prison mugshot yesterday. Pic: Los Angeles County Sheriff's DepartmentLohan was greeted yesterday at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California, by "the screams of lesbian gangs desperate to get a piece of her".
If the diet doesn't kill Lohan, life in the segregation unit seemingly will. In it are caged some of the prison's most serious offenders, ruled by the hardest screws.
I was always under the impression that jail time was supposed to be a punishment.