Microsoft Patents The Body Electric

Found on Techdirt on Tuesday, 22 June 2004
Browse Various

While others may Sing the Body Electric, Microsoft has patented it. On Tuesday, the USPTO awarded Microsoft a patent for its Method and apparatus for transmitting power and data using the human body, which covers the use of the human body as a conductive medium (bus) over which power, data and control signals may be distributed.

I'm not sure if I should have added this to the pranks section instead. If you accidentally touch a wire and get an electric shock, can MS sue you for violating their rights?