Scientology spokesman confirms Xenu story
Found on The Register on Sunday, 15 March 2009
A Scientology spokesman has confirmed that Scientologists believe that mankind's problems stem from brainwashed alien soul remnants created millions of years ago by genocidal alien overlord Xenu.
The Church of Scientology has long used copyright and trade secrecy laws in legal actions designed to suppress the tale.
Scientologist doctrine suggests that exposure to the fantastical Xenu story before the completion of numerous preparatory stages might result in pneumonia or even death. Scientologists pay an estimated $350,000 to reach OT III.
Yeah, they better keep that story under control. It's so ridiculous that there's a high risk that people will die from laughter when reading that crap.