MPAA spokeslawyers insist that they not be identified by name
Found on Boing Boing on Wednesday, 01 October 2008
The lawyers, who asked that their names not be published, said they were concerned "Consumers will think this is a legal product...when in fact it is totally illegal."
Wait wait wait wait: what? These unnamed lawyers are on a press-call with the media, as spokespeople for their company, and they "asked that their names not be published?"
In Soviet America, John Doe sues you.