MC Hammer is Web 2.0 expert
Found on The Inquirer on Friday, 11 May 2007

Sometimes you see a story and think, nah, I'm dreaming this, hope I wake up soon. Then you nip yourself, it hurts, and you say to yourself my God, it's true, MC Hammer really is a Web 2.0 expert.
According to TechCrunch, Hammer is, "advisor to stealth internet startup Dance Jam". Doesn't sound that stealthy, if it’s on his biog.
You gotta load that, now go take the chance
So move, into your seat
And get a fly mouse and stop your feet
While it's loading, hold on
Scroll a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Blog on a mission, just don't fall back
Let me know, if it's too much
Cause this is a blog, uh, you can't touch