ISP imposes data cap, explains it to users with condescending pizza analogy

Found on Ars Technica on Saturday, 10 April 2021
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Cable company WideOpenWest (which markets itself as WOW!) yesterday told customers that it is imposing a data cap and explained the change with a pizza analogy that would seem more appropriate for a kindergarten classroom than for an email informing Internet users of new, artificial limits on their data usage.

But how can you send slices of pizza through a series of tubes?